Streamer Reacts to Lolcow's 'I Can't Wait to Die' Meltdown

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skyscraper. I've been suffering these last 50 years. My body has just gone to shit. he's suffering. His body's falling to shit. His brain too. He thinks he's been alive for 50 years. It's only been 40 years, bro. but- It's only been 40 years I think what he's trying to say is, "Look, it's okay if I die early. I'm gonna be in pain at 50, so it's like- That's what he's... Well, that's what he's saying. He's in horrible pain, so he's looking forward to dying. Help me, help me. help. I'm in horrible pain, man. Oh, God, I can't wait to die. Oh, that would be great. Every lolcow in the last three years- has been like, "Dying would rule, bro." Oh, no. You should hope that you're the one that dies first. That's what I'm hoping.