Patrick draws dicks on SpongeBob's house while he's been missing

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Squawk, it's time to read YouTube comments. Our letter today comes from name and address withheld. And they write, "Dear Ashy, you are an asshole. When are we finally going to see SpongeBob in these videos? Fuck you, name and address withheld." Well, you good-for-nothing incel, since you asked, I'm gonna tell you what happened to SpongeBob on that fateful day. Strap in, you little bastards. I ain't got all day. SpongeBob, you in there, buddy? Hmm. He must still be busy with some alone time. Welp, guess I'll just stand here and vandalize the front of his house while I wait. Patrick, what are you doing? Oh, hi, Squidward. Just drawing dicks on SpongeBob's house till he comes out. Patrick, SpongeBob has been missing