Mr. Krabs explains why he banned beefaroni forever

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premises. Why do you hate Beefaroni so much, Mr. Krabs? Why? There I was, back in Nam. We had just finished rawdogging all the soldiers on the field. I was very tired, and also hungry. I went back to me cabin, only to realize that me old cabin mate, Boyardee, cooked up a meal for us. It was Beefaroni. The Beefaroni was so good. It was so delectable and delicious. It was like the sweet beefy nectar of the gods. So then what's the issue? Why can't I have Beefaroni in your restaurant? Because, Mr. Squidward, he did the one thing that you should never do to another man when he's eating Beefaroni. He farted on my balls, Mr. Squidward. No. Oh, yes. He farted right onto me balls. I'll never be able to enjoy a bowl of Beefaroni