Bill Cosby offers a glass of water with 'don't drink it all at once'

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I had a bunch of allegations against me. Oh, you're the rapey guy. I got you now. Oh, well, you see, well, that's kind of why I'm here, Patrick. You see, those allegations against me are... They're totally false. They are? I need you to go out and show the world that I'm not really such a bad guy. I didn't go out and diddle any kids. I don't think anybody said you diddled any kids. Oh, well, I just wanted to make it clear. I didn't diddle any kids, all right? Yeah, I don't think that's the part you should be worried about. I'll tell you what, I'll let you get back to sleep and think about it a little bit more. But just don't forget about your old pal Bill Cosby, okay? Oh, whatever you say. Well, here, l- let me get you a glass of water before I get going. Don't drink it all at once. Oh, thanks, Bill Cosby. You're always looking out for me. That's just what I do.