Patrick's 'scary story': huffing gasoline, then Amy Schumer

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brother. There I was, in my hole in the ground, huffing gasoline fumes from my bottle of mouthwash. Why do you keep gasoline in your mouth while you- Shh. shh, shh. I'm telling a story. So I was smacked, you know, g- got up, stumbled around, got the munchies, y- you know the drill. Pop some popcorn, kick back, and put on, uh, Amy Schumer comedy special. The end. Patrick, that's not a scary story. It was pretty scary for me. I've never heard a woman talk so much about her stanky, left-my-bologna-in-the-sun-too-long cooter in my entire life. So, uh, what happened then? I posted that women aren't funny on the internet. Oh, jeez. Yeah, those replies would probably be horrifying. That story is pretty scary, Patrick. P- Patrick?